Does Catnip Really Work on Dogs?

It's a question that has puzzled scientists and pet owners for centuries. Does catnip really work on dogs? The answer, my friends, is a resounding "it depends."

According to our top-secret sources (okay, we asked a guy on the internet), catnip does have an effect on dogs, but only if:

1. They have a cat in the household.
2. The cat is particularly sassy.
3. The dog has a strong desire to please said sassy cat.

But wait, there's more! Our researchers (okay, we have a cat) have also discovered that:

1. Catnip can be used as a makeshift pizza topping.
2. Catnip can be used to repel squirrels.
3. Catnip can be used to create a makeshift catnip-infused smoothie.

We're not saying it's true, but we're not saying it's not true either. Maybe just try it and see what happens?

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